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# Keno Kasino rap battle challenge flourishes
#
# When someone is challenged, the bot picks ONE of these lines at random and appends it to the
# challenge announcement, right after "...for <bet> a head." For example, picking "GET ON STAGE!"
# produces: "...you've been challenged to a RAP BATTLE by @X for 500 KKK a head. GET ON STAGE! Reply ..."
#
# One flourish per line. Blank lines and lines starting with '#' are ignored.
# {challenger} and {opponent} are replaced with the respective usernames (already @-prefixed).
#
# Edit this file freely - it's reloaded on every challenge, no restart required.
# The avelloon has, allegedly, been seen slipping a few of its own taunts in here.
GET ON STAGE!
Bars or be felted.
Step up or step off.
The avelloon is watching. Don't choke.
Time to find out who's really got bars.
Lace up, this one's for the culture.
No pen, no paper, no mercy.
The mic is hot and the crowd is mean.
Defend your honor or forfeit your juice.
{opponent}, the whole Kasino can hear the silence already.
Crack your knuckles, {opponent}.
Last one to spit is a Ratdad.
The booth is open. The judges are nefarious.
Don't bring bars to a felting.
Warm up that throat, {opponent}.
Either drop heat or drop out.
Cmon Cmon Cmon, prove you're not all talk.
The avelloon already wrote your eulogy. Prove it wrong.
Money's up. Egos higher. Let's go.
This is your moment, {opponent}. Don't fumble it.