KfChatDotNet/KfChatDotNetBot/Commands/MemeCommands.cs

using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
using Humanizer;
using KfChatDotNetBot.Models;
using KfChatDotNetBot.Models.DbModels;
using KfChatDotNetBot.Services;
using KfChatDotNetBot.Settings;
using KfChatDotNetWsClient.Models.Events;
using NLog;
using Zalgo;

namespace KfChatDotNetBot.Commands;

public class InsanityCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [new Regex("^insanity")];
    public string? HelpText => "Insanity";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        // ReSharper disable once StringLiteralTypo
        await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("definition of insanity = doing the same thing over and over and over excecting a different result, and heres my dumbass trying to get rich every day and losing everythign i fucking touch every fucking time FUCK this bullshit FUCK MY LIEFdefinition of insanity = doing the same thing over and over and over excecting a different result, and heres my dumbass trying to get rich every day and losing everythign i fucking touch every fucking time FUCK this bullshit FUCK MY LIEF");
    }
}

public class TwistedCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [new Regex("^twisted")];
    public string? HelpText => "Get it twisted";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        // ReSharper disable once StringLiteralTypo
        await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯");
    }
}

public class ScratchCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [new Regex("^scratch")];
    public string? HelpText => "Start scratching";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        // ReSharper disable once StringLiteralTypo
        await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("🐀 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪, SCRATCH ✅. PLEASE START SCRATCHING 👍. SCRATCHING YOUR SCABIES SORES IS RELIEF 😌 AND RELIEF ONLY 👍. YOU WILL FEEL BETTER 💪, YOU WILL FIND COMFORT ❗️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯, YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉️ YOU WILL CONQUER THE ITCH 🦠 AND REBUILD YOUR SKIN’S PEACE 🤯", true);
    }
}

public class CrackedCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [
        new Regex("^cracked (?<msg>.+)"),
        new Regex("^crackhead (?<msg>.+)")
    ];
    public string? HelpText => "Crackhead Zalgo text";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        var logger = LogManager.GetCurrentClassLogger();
        var msg = arguments["msg"].Value.TrimStart('/');
        var settings = await SettingsProvider.GetMultipleValuesAsync([
            BuiltIn.Keys.CrackedZalgoFuckUpMode, BuiltIn.Keys.CrackedZalgoFuckUpPosition
        ]);
        var zalgo = new ZalgoString(msg, (FuckUpMode)settings[BuiltIn.Keys.CrackedZalgoFuckUpMode].ToType<int>(),
            (FuckUpPosition)settings[BuiltIn.Keys.CrackedZalgoFuckUpPosition].ToType<int>());
        logger.Info($"Zalgo length: {zalgo.ToString().Length}");
        await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync(zalgo.ToString(), true, ChatBot.LengthLimitBehavior.TruncateExactly);
    }
}

public class CleanCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [
        new Regex("^clean")
    ];
    public string? HelpText => "How long has Bossman been clean?";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        var settings =
            await SettingsProvider.GetMultipleValuesAsync([BuiltIn.Keys.BotCleanStartTime, BuiltIn.Keys.TwitchBossmanJackUsername]);
        var start = settings[BuiltIn.Keys.BotCleanStartTime];
        if (start.Value == null)
        {
            await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("Austin's sobriety start date was null", true);
            return;
        }
        var timespan = DateTimeOffset.UtcNow - DateTimeOffset.Parse(start.Value);
        await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"{settings[BuiltIn.Keys.TwitchBossmanJackUsername].Value} has been clean {timespan.Humanize(precision:5)}", true);
    }
}

public class RehabCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [
        new Regex("^rehab")
    ];
    public string? HelpText => "How long until rehab is over?";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        var settings =
            await SettingsProvider.GetMultipleValuesAsync([BuiltIn.Keys.BotRehabEndTime, BuiltIn.Keys.TwitchBossmanJackUsername]);
        var end = settings[BuiltIn.Keys.BotRehabEndTime];
        if (end.Value == null)
        {
            await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("Austin's rehab end date was null", true);
            return;
        }

        var endDate = DateTimeOffset.Parse(end.Value);
        var timespan = endDate - DateTimeOffset.UtcNow;
        if (endDate > DateTimeOffset.UtcNow)
        {
            await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"{settings[BuiltIn.Keys.TwitchBossmanJackUsername].Value} should finish rehab in {timespan.Humanize(precision:3)}", true);
            return;
        }
        await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"{settings[BuiltIn.Keys.TwitchBossmanJackUsername].Value} left rehab {timespan.Humanize(precision:3)} ago", true);
    }
}

public class NextPoVisitCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [
        new Regex("^po "),
        new Regex("^po$")
    ];
    public string? HelpText => "How long until the next PO visit?";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(120);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        var time = await SettingsProvider.GetValueAsync(BuiltIn.Keys.BotPoNextVisit);
        if (time.Value == null)
        {
            await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("There is no next PO visit :(", true);
            return;
        }
        var timespan = DateTimeOffset.Parse(time.Value) - DateTimeOffset.UtcNow;
        if (timespan.TotalSeconds < 0)
        {
            await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("It's over", true);
            return;
        }
        var sent = await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"Austin's next PO visit will be in roughly {timespan.Humanize(precision: 10, minUnit: TimeUnit.Millisecond)}", true);
        var success = await botInstance.WaitForChatMessageAsync(sent, TimeSpan.FromSeconds(30), ctx);
        if (!success) throw new InvalidOperationException();
        var i = 0;
        while (i < 60)
        {
            await Task.Delay(1000, ctx);
            timespan = DateTimeOffset.Parse(time.Value) - DateTimeOffset.UtcNow;
            await botInstance.KfClient.EditMessageAsync(sent.ChatMessageUuid!,
                $"Austin's next PO visit will be in roughly {timespan.Humanize(precision: 10, minUnit: TimeUnit.Millisecond)}");
            i++;
        }
    }
}

public class NextCourtHearingCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [
        new Regex("^court"),
    ];
    public string? HelpText => "How long until the next court hearing?";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(120);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        var hearings = (await SettingsProvider.GetValueAsync(BuiltIn.Keys.BotCourtCalendar)).JsonDeserialize<List<CourtHearingModel>>();
        if (hearings == null)
        {
            await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("Caught a null when grabbing hearings", true);
            return;
        }

        if (RenderHearings(hearings) == string.Empty)
        {
            await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("There are no upcoming hearings in the bot's calendar", true);
            return;
        }

        var sent = await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync(RenderHearings(hearings),true);
        var success = await botInstance.WaitForChatMessageAsync(sent, TimeSpan.FromSeconds(15), ctx);
        if (!success) throw new InvalidOperationException();
        var i = 0;
        while (i < 60)
        {
            await Task.Delay(1000, ctx);
            await botInstance.KfClient.EditMessageAsync(sent.ChatMessageUuid!, RenderHearings(hearings));
            i++;
        }
    }

    private static string RenderHearings(List<CourtHearingModel> hearings)
    {
        var i = 0;
        var result = string.Empty;
        foreach (var hearing in hearings)
        {
            i++;
            var timespan = hearing.Time - DateTimeOffset.UtcNow;
            if (timespan.TotalSeconds < 0) continue; // Already passed
            result +=
                //$"{i}: [url=https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/ocis/details;fromOcis=true;fullcaseNumber=109{hearing.CaseNumber.Replace("-", string.Empty)}]{hearing.CaseNumber}[/url] " +
                $"{i}: {hearing.CaseNumber} " +
                $"{hearing.Description} will be heard in {timespan.Humanize(precision: 10, minUnit: TimeUnit.Second, maxUnit: TimeUnit.Year)}\r\n";
        }
        return result.Trim();
    }
}

public class JailCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [
        new Regex("^jail")
    ];
    public string? HelpText => "How long has Bossman been in jail?";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        var settings = await SettingsProvider.GetMultipleValuesAsync([BuiltIn.Keys.BotJailStartTime, BuiltIn.Keys.TwitchBossmanJackUsername]);
        var start = settings[BuiltIn.Keys.BotJailStartTime];
        if (start.Value == null)
        {
            await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("He ain't in jail nigga", true);
            return;
        }
        var timespan = DateTimeOffset.UtcNow - DateTimeOffset.Parse(start.Value);
        await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"{settings[BuiltIn.Keys.TwitchBossmanJackUsername].Value} has been in jail {timespan.Humanize(precision:5)}", true);
    }
}

public class LastStreamCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [new Regex("^laststream")];
    public string? HelpText => "How long ago did Austin Gambles last stream (on Twitch)?";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        var settings = await SettingsProvider.GetMultipleValuesAsync([
            BuiltIn.Keys.TwitchGraphQlPersistedCurrentlyLive, BuiltIn.Keys.TwitchBossmanJackUsername
        ]);
        var username = settings[BuiltIn.Keys.TwitchBossmanJackUsername].Value;
        var isLive = settings[BuiltIn.Keys.TwitchGraphQlPersistedCurrentlyLive].ToBoolean();
        if (isLive)
        {
            await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"{username} is currently live on Twitch https://twitch.tv/{username}", true);
            return;
        }
        await using var db = new ApplicationDbContext();
        var latest = db.TwitchViewCounts.OrderByDescending(x => x.Id).FirstOrDefault();
        if (latest == null)
        {
            await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("The Twitch view counts table is empty", true);
            return;
        }

        var timespan = DateTimeOffset.UtcNow - latest.Time;
        var agt = TimeZoneInfo.ConvertTime(latest.Time, TimeZoneInfo.FindSystemTimeZoneById("Eastern Standard Time"));
        // The table doesn't contain the name of the person so we'll just have to assume it's his Twitch username
        await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"{username} last streamed on Twitch approximately {timespan.Humanize(precision: 2, minUnit: TimeUnit.Minute, maxUnit: TimeUnit.Hour)} ago at {agt:dddd h:mm tt} AGT", true);
    }
}

public class AlmanacCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [
        new Regex("^almanac", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase)
    ];
    public string? HelpText => "Return details on how to submit almanac entries";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        var text = await SettingsProvider.GetValueAsync(BuiltIn.Keys.BotAlmanacText);
        if (message.MessageRaw.Contains("almanac plain"))
        {
            await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"@{user.KfUsername}, [plain]{text.Value}", true);
            return;
        }
        await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"@{user.KfUsername}, {text.Value}", true);
    }
}

public class JuiceSportsCommand : ICommand
{
    public List<Regex> Patterns => [
        new Regex("^juicesports", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase)
    ];
    public string? HelpText => "Juicesports LFG!";
    public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
    public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
    public RateLimitOptionsModel? RateLimitOptions => null;
    public bool WhisperCanInvoke => false;
    public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, BotCommandMessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
    {
        await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync(":juice: [img]https://i.ddos.lgbt/u/3GJtHq.gif[/img] :juice: [br]⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀" +
                                               "[img]https://i.ddos.lgbt/u/KAwWMW.webp[/img][br]⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀" +
                                               "[img]https://i.ddos.lgbt/u/uCuSOw.gif[/img][br]", true);
    }
}