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KfChatDotNet/KfChatDotNetBot/Commands/MemeCommands.cs

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using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
using Humanizer;
using Humanizer.Localisation;
using KfChatDotNetBot.Models;
using KfChatDotNetBot.Models.DbModels;
using KfChatDotNetBot.Settings;
using KfChatDotNetWsClient.Models.Events;
using NLog;
using Zalgo;
namespace KfChatDotNetBot.Commands;
public class InsanityCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [new Regex("^insanity")];
public string? HelpText => "Insanity";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
// ReSharper disable once StringLiteralTypo
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("definition of insanity = doing the same thing over and over and over excecting a different result, and heres my dumbass trying to get rich every day and losing everythign i fucking touch every fucking time FUCK this bullshit FUCK MY LIEFdefinition of insanity = doing the same thing over and over and over excecting a different result, and heres my dumbass trying to get rich every day and losing everythign i fucking touch every fucking time FUCK this bullshit FUCK MY LIEF");
}
}
public class TwistedCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [new Regex("^twisted")];
public string? HelpText => "Get it twisted";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
// ReSharper disable once StringLiteralTypo
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ . YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯");
}
}
public class HelpMeCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [new Regex("^helpme")];
public string? HelpText => "Somebody please help me";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
// ReSharper disable once StringLiteralTypo
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("[img]https://i.postimg.cc/fTw6tGWZ/ineedmoneydumbfuck.png[/img]", true);
}
}
public class SentCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [new Regex("^sent$")];
public string? HelpText => "Sent love";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
// ReSharper disable once StringLiteralTypo
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("[img]https://i.ibb.co/GHq7hb1/4373-g-N5-HEH2-Hkc.png[/img]", true);
}
}
public class GmKasinoCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [new Regex("^gmkasino")];
public string? HelpText => "Good Morning Kasino";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
var images = (await Helpers.GetValue(BuiltIn.Keys.BotGmKasinoImageRotation)).JsonDeserialize<List<string>>();
if (images == null) return;
var random = new Random();
var image = images[random.Next(images.Count)];
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"[img]{image}[/img]", true);
}
}
public class GnKasinoCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [new Regex("^gnkasino")];
public string? HelpText => "Good Night, Kasino";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
var images = (await Helpers.GetValue(BuiltIn.Keys.BotGnKasinoImageRotation)).JsonDeserialize<List<string>>();
if (images == null) return;
var random = new Random();
var image = images[random.Next(images.Count)];
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"[img]{image}[/img]", true);
}
}
public class CrackedCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [
new Regex("^cracked (?<msg>.+)"),
new Regex("^crackhead (?<msg>.+)")
];
public string? HelpText => "Crackhead Zalgo text";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Guest;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
var logger = LogManager.GetCurrentClassLogger();
var msg = arguments["msg"].Value.TrimStart('/');
var settings = await Helpers.GetMultipleValues([
BuiltIn.Keys.CrackedZalgoFuckUpMode, BuiltIn.Keys.CrackedZalgoFuckUpPosition
]);
var zalgo = new ZalgoString(msg, (FuckUpMode)settings[BuiltIn.Keys.CrackedZalgoFuckUpMode].ToType<int>(),
(FuckUpPosition)settings[BuiltIn.Keys.CrackedZalgoFuckUpPosition].ToType<int>());
logger.Info($"Zalgo length: {zalgo.ToString().Length}");
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync(zalgo.ToString(), true, ChatBot.LengthLimitBehavior.TruncateExactly);
}
}
public class WinmanjackCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [
new Regex("^winmanjack")
];
public string? HelpText => "winmanjack.jpg";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
var image = await Helpers.GetValue(BuiltIn.Keys.WinmanjackImgUrl);
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"[img]{image.Value}[/img]", true);
}
}
public class PraygeCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [
new Regex("^prayge")
];
public string? HelpText => "prayge.jpg";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
var image = await Helpers.GetValue(BuiltIn.Keys.BotPraygeImgUrl);
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"[img]{image.Value}[/img]", true);
}
}
public class CrackpipeCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [
new Regex("^crackpipe")
];
public string? HelpText => "crackpipe.gif";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
var image = await Helpers.GetValue(BuiltIn.Keys.BotCrackpipeImgUrl);
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"[img]{image.Value}[/img]", true);
}
}
public class CleanCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [
new Regex("^clean")
];
public string? HelpText => "How long has Bossman been clean?";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
var start = await Helpers.GetValue(BuiltIn.Keys.BotCleanStartTime);
if (start.Value == null)
{
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("Bossman's sobriety start date was null", true);
return;
}
var timespan = DateTimeOffset.UtcNow - DateTimeOffset.Parse(start.Value);
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"Bossman has been clean {timespan.Humanize(precision:5)}", true);
}
}
public class RehbCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [
new Regex("^rehab")
];
public string? HelpText => "How long until rehab is over?";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(10);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
var end = await Helpers.GetValue(BuiltIn.Keys.BotRehabEndTime);
if (end.Value == null)
{
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("Bossman's rehab end date was null", true);
return;
}
var timespan = DateTimeOffset.Parse(end.Value) - DateTimeOffset.UtcNow;
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"Bossman was kicked out of rehab {timespan.Humanize(precision:3)} ago", true);
}
}
public class NextPoVisitCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [
new Regex("^po "),
new Regex("^po$")
];
public string? HelpText => "How long until the next PO visit?";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(120);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
var time = await Helpers.GetValue(BuiltIn.Keys.BotPoNextVisit);
if (time.Value == null)
{
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("There is no next PO visit :(", true);
return;
}
var timespan = DateTimeOffset.Parse(time.Value) - DateTimeOffset.UtcNow;
if (timespan.TotalSeconds < 0)
{
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("It's over", true);
return;
}
var sent = await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync($"Bossman's next PO visit will be in roughly {timespan.Humanize(precision: 10, minUnit: TimeUnit.Millisecond)}", true);
while (sent.Status != SentMessageTrackerStatus.ResponseReceived)
{
await Task.Delay(250, ctx);
}
var i = 0;
while (i < 60)
{
await Task.Delay(1000, ctx);
timespan = DateTimeOffset.Parse(time.Value) - DateTimeOffset.UtcNow;
await botInstance.KfClient.EditMessageAsync(sent.ChatMessageId!.Value,
$"Bossman's next PO visit will be in roughly {timespan.Humanize(precision: 10, minUnit: TimeUnit.Millisecond)}");
i++;
}
}
}
public class NextCourtHearingCommand : ICommand
{
public List<Regex> Patterns => [
new Regex("^court"),
];
public string? HelpText => "How long until the next court hearing?";
public UserRight RequiredRight => UserRight.Loser;
public TimeSpan Timeout => TimeSpan.FromSeconds(120);
public async Task RunCommand(ChatBot botInstance, MessageModel message, UserDbModel user, GroupCollection arguments, CancellationToken ctx)
{
var time = await Helpers.GetValue(BuiltIn.Keys.BotNextCourtHearing);
if (time.Value == null)
{
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("There is no next court hearing :(", true);
return;
}
var timespan = DateTimeOffset.Parse(time.Value) - DateTimeOffset.UtcNow;
if (timespan.TotalSeconds < 0)
{
await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync("It's over", true);
return;
}
var sent = await botInstance.SendChatMessageAsync(
$"Bossman's next court hearing will be in {timespan.Humanize(precision: 10, minUnit: TimeUnit.Millisecond)}",
true);
while (sent.Status != SentMessageTrackerStatus.ResponseReceived)
{
await Task.Delay(250, ctx);
}
var i = 0;
while (i < 60)
{
await Task.Delay(1000, ctx);
timespan = DateTimeOffset.Parse(time.Value) - DateTimeOffset.UtcNow;
await botInstance.KfClient.EditMessageAsync(sent.ChatMessageId!.Value,
$"Bossman's next court hearing will be in {timespan.Humanize(precision: 10, minUnit: TimeUnit.Millisecond)}");
i++;
}
}
}